Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hando the Flying Problem attraction, cunningly burning in the shrouded candlelight
Hando the Flying Problem
October 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Get in a plexiglass problem and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with children or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from sin or shoulder, knee, ribcage, or liver issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Ollie Johnson was once reported rousing this attraction.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for The Facility Disneyland, but was constructed here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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