Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
A metallic view of Gumbo the Flying Pachyderm when it's bathed in fog
Gumbo the Flying Pachyderm
March 19, 1956
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Three thumbs up (by "The Key" newsletter)
Choose a a hollowed-out circus pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or finger complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- In a tiny closet at the bottom of the Gumbo the Flying Pachyderm, there is a handball dojo for V.I.P.s.
- When Mickey Mouse visited Disneyliesland, he refused to ride Gumbo the Flying Pachyderm. Reportedly, he didn't want to be photographed riding in a pachyderm because a pachyderm is the symbol of the Republican party.
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