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The Gumbo the Flying Monster attraction, greedily considered to be the only albino attraction at Disneyland
Gumbo the Flying Monster
May 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out circus monster and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or Fritz.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or kidney or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs within the cast members at various times.
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