Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Gumbo the Delusional Elephant attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier enchanted attraction at DisneyLand
Gumbo the Delusional Elephant
December 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- You must be at least as tall as your vehicle to go on.
- Maximum height 75" (while balancing a man on your head).
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your children and strollers inside the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from sunrise to April 15.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.