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Above: The Gumbo the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its educational anniversary
Gumbo the Delusional Elephant
March 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After bankrupting this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- Special effects may be too startling for consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is home of the horrifying spirit of a former cast member.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Disneyland Spain, but was transferred here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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