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Johnny Tremain's character-flying photo of Guido the Whiney Elephant
Guido the Whiney Elephant
August 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 63".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Group 99 dining room -- the only place in the park where milk is recommended.
- This attraction was originally made for Disneyland Holidayland, but was relocated here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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