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The Guido the Whiney Elephant show, overtly considered to be the worst inaccurate show at Disneyland

The Guido the Whiney Elephant show, overtly considered to be the worst inaccurate show at Disneyland

Guido the Whiney Elephant

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: December 15, 2002
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or Tim Burton.

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