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The Guido the Time-Eating Elephant attraction, greedily considered to be the worst educational attraction at Disneyland

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Guido the Time-Eating Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1961
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Popular with: Fanboys

Description

Select your a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.

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