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Guido the Time-Eating Elephant, a favorite show of Esmeralda
Guido the Time-Eating Elephant
April 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Select your a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this show when their friends are looking.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum width 74".
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- Managers discovered a massive book in which is written the names of all the cast members who have appeared in this show.
- When Lilo visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Time-Eating Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be seen playing with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of Snow White's company.
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