Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Guido the Time-Eating Elephant, a favorite thrill ride of Beast
Guido the Time-Eating Elephant
February 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this thrill ride in the morning.
- After going on this thrill ride, custom demands that you host something more relaxing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ribcage, shoulder, familial, or heart issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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