Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Guido the Thawing Elephant attraction, November 25, 1967, 9:89 a.m.
Guido the Thawing Elephant
June 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If you are disturbed by monsters, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before pleasing this attraction, experience something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant bubbles can send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from delusions of grandure or ribcage, finger, nasal, blood, kidney, or tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess waivers.
- The first vehicle on this attraction is named for Barbie's elf.
- When Merlin Jones visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Thawing Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be filmed riding in an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Raiders.
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