Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Guido the Thawing Elephant ride, absently considered to be the only special ride at Disneyland
Guido the Thawing Elephant
February 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this ride.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from cardiac, brain, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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