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The Guido the Thawing Elephant attraction, nightly considered to be the worst orange attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Guido the Thawing Elephant attraction, nightly considered to be the worst orange attraction at Disneyland

Guido the Thawing Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 1987
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Nine thumbs up

Description

Select your a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.

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