Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Thawing Elephant attraction during refurbishment
Guido the Thawing Elephant
September 8, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Three Disneys (according to "The Apple" discussion forum)
Run to a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, viral, inner ear, leg, intestinal, or spinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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