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The Guido the Thawing Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary
Guido the Thawing Elephant
September 2, 2015
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Run to a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or doting grandparent.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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