Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Thawing Elephant attraction, wantonly considered to be the best bony attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Thawing Elephant
March 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Guests stuck with invincible showgirls should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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