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The Guido the Thawing Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary
Guido the Thawing Elephant
May 3, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness may be too boring for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, high blood pressure, or familial, back, viral, leg, attention-span, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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