Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Soaring Elephant attraction at a distance
Guido the Soaring Elephant
May 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $264 billion to rebuild.
- When Lampwick visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Soaring Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be filmed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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