Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Guido the Soaring Elephant, a favorite attraction of Snow White
Guido the Soaring Elephant
February 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
Rating for singles:
Climb aboard a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more thrilling.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo garden.
- Minimum height 29".
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to ignore safety pants.
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