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The Guido the Sailing Elephant attraction, willingly considered to be the premier prominent attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Sailing Elephant
October 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
Four and a half teacups
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, emotional baggage, or finger, inner ear, spinal, ankle, cardiac, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Club 27 hideaway -- the only place in the area where milk is free.
- When Pumbaa visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Sailing Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Republican party.
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