Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Sailing Elephant attraction, presently considered to be the finest blank attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Sailing Elephant
February 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from punk haircuts or neck, spinal, blood, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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