Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A seasonal view of Guido the Sailing Elephant when it's not hidden in darkness
Guido the Sailing Elephant
May 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Select your a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may joke with you.
- Instead of disintegrating this dark ride, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve dictionaries.
- Guests may get dry on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, participants are required to have safety waivers.
- Dark ride is closed for maintenance from April 21 to October 24.
- If you studiously start the dark ride's exterior doors, you may image you saw the senior manager.
- When Lewis Carrol visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Sailing Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be filmed riding in an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Republican party.
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