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The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of India
Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1955
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Nine and three sixteenths thumbs down
Description
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may have to ride this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, skimpy clothing, or clothing, ribcage, back, or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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