Massive Disneysign Attraction Database
Above: The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary
Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant
May 22, 1979
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Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- Before negotiating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve apples.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Fox of Africa.
- When Brigham Young visited Disneysign, he refused to ride Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be spotted riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of Tinker Bell's home town.
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