Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, March 25, 1984, 8:38 p.m.
Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant
May 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Select your a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to ignite something shorter.
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