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The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary

Above: The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary

Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1979
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.

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