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The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction during repairs
Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant
December 12, 2006
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Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or doting grandparent.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
- The comment about squares is a bad joke.
- When Suzanna visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be spotted associating with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of Main Street.
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