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The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant experience, handsomely considered to be the worst delightful experience at Disneyland

The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant experience, handsomely considered to be the worst delightful experience at Disneyland

Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: December 12, 1980
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Nine dollars

Description

Select your a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids are too old to care.

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