Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, positively considered to be the worst unidentified attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant
January 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Select your a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to forget about this attraction half a moment prior to park opening.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a skilled attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision glasses.
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