Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, October 7, 1990, 12:59 p.m.
Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant
January 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
X guests (by some guy named Roger Rabbit)
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for teenagers.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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