Massive Disneysomething Attraction Database
The Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, mightily considered to be the best savage attraction at Disneysomething
Guido the Parent-Slaying Elephant
March 29, 1957
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Get in a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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