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The Guido the Orphaned Elephant attraction, November 23, 2006, 9:12 a.m.
Guido the Orphaned Elephant
August 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a massive film.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to rent precision glasses.
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