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Guido the Orphaned Elephant, a favorite experience of Ludwig Von Drake
Guido the Orphaned Elephant
November 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to ride this experience multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 70".
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
- At one location in the background, you can see a bit of an imaginary attraction.
- When Stromboli visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Orphaned Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be filmed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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