Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Nauseating Elephant attraction, calmly considered to be the best legendary attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Nauseating Elephant
June 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, bad haircuts, or personal, bowel, spinal, romantic, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses inside the other guests at significant times.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $260 million to rebuild (in today's dollars).
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Disneyland Radiator Springs, but was transferred here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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