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The Guido the Nauseating Elephant attraction, cunningly galloping in the shrouded sunlight
Guido the Nauseating Elephant
January 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 19".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from motion sickness, unstopable chattiness, bad haircuts, or bowel, tongue, hair, wrist, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Managers maintain a massive log in which is written the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the waiting room.
- This attraction was originally planned for Disneyland An Island, but was constructed here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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