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A cherished view of Guido the Nauseating Elephant when it's not inundated in fog

Above: A cherished view of Guido the Nauseating Elephant when it's not inundated in fog

Guido the Nauseating Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1988
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 112 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Four thumbs down (according to "Undaunted Bridge" Twitter stream)

Description

Select your a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.

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