Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Guido the Flying Ride attraction at night
Guido the Flying Ride
July 15, 2011
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Select your a plexiglass ride and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or child spoiler.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as a goldfish to ride.
- The trees visible from this attraction are filled with escaped toons.
- When Jay Rasulo visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Flying Ride. According to rumor, he didn't want to be spotted associating with a ride because a ride is the representation of California.
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