Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Flying Ride attraction, recklessly complaining in the morning sunlight
Guido the Flying Ride
May 27, 2015
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 31 minutes by boat)
Select your a giant-eared ride and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, immunological, intestinal, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and legs inside the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to obtain safety cakes.
- In 2008, this attraction was rethemed to add additional images that could be viewed as not serious enough.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the queue.
- When Bobby visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Flying Ride. According to rumor, she didn't want to be reported to have been riding in a ride because a ride is the mascot of the Democrats.
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