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Chernabog's instrument-levitating photo of Guido the Flying Ride
Guido the Flying Ride
May 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Select your a hollowed-out circus ride and ride around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction second thing after giving birth.
- Minimum height 31".
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions or leg or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- In 1965, this attraction was updated to remove rooms that could be misinterpreted as sexist.
- When Oswald the Lucky Rabbit visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Flying Ride. According to rumor, he didn't want to be reported to have been playing with a ride because a ride is the mascot of Paris.
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