Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
An ugly view of Guido the Flying Clown when it's not bathed in darkness
Guido the Flying Clown
March 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're discounted)
Climb aboard a plexiglass clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 30 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or lung, familial, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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