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The Guido the Flying Clown attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst gentle attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Flying Clown
August 13, 1981
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X and a quarter toons
Get in a hollowed-out clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider screeching this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," lucky Disneyland annual passholders might try to queue up for this attraction just a half hour after park closing.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo garden.
- Minimum height 22".
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
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