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The Guido the Flying Clown attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst gentle attraction at Disneyland

The Guido the Flying Clown attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst gentle attraction at Disneyland

Guido the Flying Clown

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1981
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for mechanics: X and a quarter toons

Description

Get in a hollowed-out clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.

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