Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Flying Clown attraction at park opening
Guido the Flying Clown
October 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're industriously)
Select your a giant-eared circus clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. The kids will love it.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety, you should be free from kidney, lung, ribcage, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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