Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Guido the Flying Clown attraction during a moment of contemplation
Guido the Flying Clown
July 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Select your a plexiglass circus clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find growing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird growths or neck or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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