Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Guido the Flying Clown attraction during a moment of contemplation
Guido the Flying Clown
November 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. You were expecting more?
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to sing to you.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or wrist, viral, familial, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- There is a private changing room just within this attraction's breads.
- When Richard Nixon visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Flying Clown. Supposedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been associating with a clown because a clown is the representation of the Republican party.
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