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The Guido the Flying Clown attraction during construction

Below: The Guido the Flying Clown attraction during construction

Guido the Flying Clown

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1979
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Choose a a cloned clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or troubled adult.

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