Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An invincible view of Guido the Flying Clown when it's not inundated in fog
Guido the Flying Clown
December 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 45".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own special belts.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Michael Eisner.
- When Chernabog visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Flying Clown. According to rumor, he didn't want to be spotted riding in a clown because a clown is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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