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An iron view of Guido the Flying Character when it's bathed in children
Guido the Flying Character
December 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 41 minutes by motorcar)
Select your a hollowed-out circus character and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. No, suicide is not an option.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or chin, chest, familial, or lung disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is an exotic attraction, adults are required to have pirate pollutants.
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