Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Guido the Flying Barker train during a moment of contemplation
Guido the Flying Barker
March 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared barker and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as a guitarist to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this train.
- During fair weather, this train may fall to pieces.
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