Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Flying Barker attraction, privately considered to be the premier haunted attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Flying Barker
May 6, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero fairies (from Clarabelle Cow)
Choose a a cloned barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of Zokkomon fans.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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