Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Flying Barker attraction, December 28, 1977, 1:58 a.m.
Guido the Flying Barker
July 13, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a plexiglass barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision pants.
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