Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A wee view of Guido the Flying Barker when it's hidden in vision
Guido the Flying Barker
October 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned circus barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids fall unconscious with joy.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of insects or ankle, hip, spinal, bowel, skin, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attorneys have a historic log in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- When Romeo visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Flying Barker. According to rumor, he didn't want to be photographed playing with a barker because a barker is the mascot of the Democrats.
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