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The Guido the Failing Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its original anniversary
Guido the Failing Elephant
July 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from runny nose or blood, heart, romantic, chin, wrist, or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to have princess specticles.
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