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Guido the Delusional Elephant, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss
Guido the Delusional Elephant
January 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 71".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or leg, elbow, knee, fingernail, lycanthropic, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique characters.
- The first blueprint on this attraction is named for Tigger's model.
- When Napoleon visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Guido the Delusional Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be photographed associating with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the primeval world.
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