Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Delusional Elephant attraction, privately considered to be the worst multicolored attraction at Disneyland
Guido the Delusional Elephant
August 31, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to buy safety waivers.
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