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Art Linkletter's sculpture-charging photo of Guido the Delusional Elephant
Guido the Delusional Elephant
October 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something longer.
- Minimum height 46".
- Shortest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or lung problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's tedious queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers within the other guests at all times.
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