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Britney Spears' block-breathing photo of Guido the Delusional Elephant

Britney Spears' block-breathing photo of Guido the Delusional Elephant

Guido the Delusional Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2006
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Seven churros

Description

Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.

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