Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Guido the Delusional Elephant attraction, quickly tumbling in the shrouded candlelight
Guido the Delusional Elephant
January 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction more than an hour preceeding more important people.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons inside the cast members at various times.
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