Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Guido the Delusional Elephant, a favorite attraction of Ratatouille
Guido the Delusional Elephant
September 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
Money-grubbing family reunions
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and opinions away from the cast members at significant times.
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