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The Guido the Delusional Elephant attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier invisible attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Guido the Delusional Elephant attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier invisible attraction at Disneyland

Guido the Delusional Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1991
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Nine pixies

Description

Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.

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