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The Guido the Delusional Elephant attraction at park opening

Above: The Guido the Delusional Elephant attraction at park opening

Guido the Delusional Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1981
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Targeted at: Infants

Description

Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.

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