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The Guido the Cloned Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its festive anniversary

Above: The Guido the Cloned Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its festive anniversary

Guido the Cloned Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 1960
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Climb aboard a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.

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