Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Guido the Annoying Elephant attraction at park opening
Guido the Annoying Elephant
November 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
A median score of seven happy faces
Get in a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to queue for this attraction alone.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 58" (when kneeling).
- For your entertainment, you should be free from punk haircuts or brain, hair, attention-span, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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