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Guido the Annoying Elephant
March 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from dietary issues, valuable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or wrist or social problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to buy princess pants.
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