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Pictured: The Guido the Annoying Elephant attraction, untimely flapping in the fading park light
Guido the Annoying Elephant
April 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or nasal, neck, chest, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
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