Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guido the Annoying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
Guido the Annoying Elephant
July 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might point at you.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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