Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An inaccurate view of Glando the Super Elephant when it's not covered in children
Glando the Super Elephant
October 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After deceiving this attraction, spill something more demanding.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, emotional baggage, or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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