Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant dark ride, wildly considered to be the premier retro dark ride at Disneyland
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
April 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
142 guest lengths
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant submarines should run away.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from yesterday until something like May 7.
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