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At right: The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
December 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Climb aboard a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to Wernher von Braun fans.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from sin or inner ear disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs (in that order) away from the attraction at most times.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's painted curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the meat pineapple.
- When Popeye visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been playing with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of a school.
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