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A pneumatic view of Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant when it's not covered in tarps
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
April 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During any hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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