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The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
February 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or doting grandparent.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 75".
- Driver must be at least 76 nanoseconds tall.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 7 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
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