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The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary

The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary

Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1984
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Favored by: Parents

Description

Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.

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