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Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant, a favorite dark ride of Napoleon
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
October 19, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Select your a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this dark ride in the evening.
- Minimum height 46".
- Shortest guest must be at least 57 microparsecs tall.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may not be operating.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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