Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, willingly considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
September 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry before giving birth.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 32".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- Bumping may occur.
- One of the satellites was constructed to talk like Max Keeble.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Davy Crockett when you jump out into the first room.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Outer Space Disneyland, but was transferred here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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