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A full view of Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant when it's not inundated in darkness
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
June 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're fiery)
Intellectually impaired tourists
Select your a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction during dinner.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you burn something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from blood, hip, finger, neck, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The vest was personally approved by Stromboli.
- When Herbie visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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