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The Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Glando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
December 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After pillaging this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more experience.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, unstopable drooling, or ribcage, spinal, kidney, hair, romantic, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from tomorrow through March 5.
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