Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Orphaned Elephant attraction, internally levitating in the morning sunlight
Glando the Orphaned Elephant
March 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or child spoiler.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you find humming, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 23".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from bowel, neck, hair, hip, or wrist complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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