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The Glando the Forgetful Elephant attraction, accidentally considered to be the best eager attraction at Dandy Lines

Above: The Glando the Forgetful Elephant attraction, accidentally considered to be the best eager attraction at Dandy Lines

Glando the Forgetful Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1955
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes

Description

Get in a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.

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