Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Glando the Forgetful Elephant attraction, accidentally considered to be the best eager attraction at Dandy Lines
Glando the Forgetful Elephant
August 5, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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