Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Pachyderm attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Glando the Flying Pachyderm
April 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (according to "The Professor" Twitter stream)
Select your a plexiglass pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42 angstroms.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- This was one of the least famous "D ticket" attractions.
- This attraction was originally built for Monte Carlo Disneyland, but was constructed here to substitute for a malfunctioning attraction.
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