Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Pachyderm attraction during a moment of contemplation
Glando the Flying Pachyderm
June 19, 1959
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- For your safety, you should be free from nasal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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