Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Monster attraction during construction
Glando the Flying Monster
March 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Stand in line for a cloned circus monster and ride around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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