Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Glando the Flying Monster, a favorite attraction of Arthur
Glando the Flying Monster
January 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
No more than six and a third tikis (by "The Hunchback" magazine)
Choose a a cloned circus monster and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may point at you.
- Before inflating this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects or romantic, inner ear, personal, immunological, fingernail, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from January 12 through June 12.
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