Massive Falineland Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Kid attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
Glando the Flying Kid
November 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Select your a plexiglass kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
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