Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Glando the Flying Horror attraction, justly considered to be the premier missing attraction at Disneyland
Glando the Flying Horror
June 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Generally intended for:
Choose a a plexiglass circus horror and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enter.
- Maximum IQ 79.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives, emotional baggage, or spinal or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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