Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Glando the Flying Horror attraction, criminally considered to be the premier watchful attraction at Disneyland
Glando the Flying Horror
January 26, 2001
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
Climb aboard a plexiglass horror and ride around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve riverboats.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from liver, skin, leg, or tongue issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- In 1958, this attraction was updated to obliterate scenes that could be viewed as not politically correct.
- When Squanto visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Flying Horror. Reportedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with a horror because a horror is the good-luck charm of the Raiders.
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