Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Chicken attraction, presently suing in the evening sunlight
Glando the Flying Chicken
March 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared circus chicken and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Contains exploding signage.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from famous fairytales.
- When Card Walker visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Flying Chicken. Supposedly, she didn't want to be spotted riding in a chicken because a chicken is the good-luck charm of Mara's.
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