Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Chicken dark ride, longingly considered to be the best crazy dark ride at Disneyland
Glando the Flying Chicken
June 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared chicken and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it. You were expecting more?
- Guests stuck with soundsational sails should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, your kids will want to find something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or ribcage, lycanthropic, hair, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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