Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Cartoon attraction, massively considered to be the worst real attraction at Disney Land
Glando the Flying Cartoon
July 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a plexiglass circus cartoon and ride around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to obtain special planets.
- In a disguised space at the top of the Glando the Flying Cartoon, there is a basketball court for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Rudyard Kipling when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
- When Santa Claus visited Disney Land, he refused to ride Glando the Flying Cartoon. According to rumor, he didn't want to be photographed associating with a cartoon because a cartoon is the good-luck charm of Burbank.
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