Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Barker attraction, May 18, 1982, 1:63 a.m.
Glando the Flying Barker
February 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned circus barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and willing to sign a waiver).
- The letters in "Glando the Flying Barker" can be scrambled to spell "Geo Grrdltybnhalkfa N Ie."
- When Rabbit visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Flying Barker. According to rumor, she didn't want to be spotted playing with a barker because a barker is the mascot of the 49ers.
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