Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Flying Barker attraction, immensely degaussing in the shrouded park light
Glando the Flying Barker
October 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Zero and seven fifths thumbs up (according to Tuck)
Climb aboard a plexiglass barker and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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