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The Glando the Dying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
Glando the Dying Elephant
April 4, 1970
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Choose a a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve inhabitants.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Must be at least 33" tall and 29 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The boat was sculpted by Rajah.
- When Alan-A-Dale visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Dying Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be seen associating with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Rams.
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