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The Fumbo the Forgetful Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Fumbo the Forgetful Elephant
September 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, skimpy clothing, or hair, inner ear, leg, tongue, familial, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Steve Jobs had a private laboratory built below this attraction.
- When Monsanto visited DisneyLand, he refused to ride Fumbo the Forgetful Elephant. According to rumor, she didn't want to be seen playing with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Republican party.
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