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The Fumbo the Flying Pachyderm attraction, August 19, 1957, 1:38 a.m.

The Fumbo the Flying Pachyderm attraction, August 19, 1957, 1:38 a.m.

Fumbo the Flying Pachyderm

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1970
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating for cast members: Five and a half teacups

Description

Choose a a hollowed-out circus pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.

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