Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Fanboy the Whiney Elephant attraction, April 4, 1970, 8:87 a.m.
Fanboy the Whiney Elephant
March 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Climb aboard a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After flying this attraction, look for something more thrilling.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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