Massive Whiteland Attraction Database
The Fanboy the Whiney Elephant attraction during construction
Fanboy the Whiney Elephant
May 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If this is your first visit to Whiteland, you may have to go on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding images.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Speakeasy 29 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where alcohol is served.
- This attraction was originally planned for Whiteland The Frontier, but was transferred here to replace a malfunctioning attraction.
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