Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Fanboy the Whiney Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
Fanboy the Whiney Elephant
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1985
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 31 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
Touring Advice
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- After soaring this attraction, it's recommended that you stroke something more exciting.
Alerts
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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