Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Fanboy the Super Elephant attraction as seen from the top of Italy
Fanboy the Super Elephant
August 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven pixies
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Historians discovered a secret journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- When Santa Claus visited Walt Disney Land, he refused to ride Fanboy the Super Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be filmed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Republican party.
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