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A strict view of Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant when it's not bathed in tarps
Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant
June 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Select your a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids stop screaming.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland honeymooners should enjoy this attraction less than a quarter hour after park opening.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from chest, blood, or knee disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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