Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of history
Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant
April 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (according to "Industriously Bubble" blog)
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tipping generously).
- Special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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