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A humorous view of Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant when it's shrounded in children
Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant
March 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from bowel, leg, or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and legs away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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