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The Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant
July 15, 2009
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Select your a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- One of the organs was sculpted to misspell like Dale.
- When Michael Eisner visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be filmed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of Napoleon's company.
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