Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fanboy the Nauseating Elephant train, skittishly chugging in the morning candlelight
Fanboy the Nauseating Elephant
February 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this train in the evening.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- During weather, this train may melt.
- Because this is a pretentious train, viewers are required to rent safety specticles.
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