Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fanboy the Nauseating Elephant attraction, partially considered to be the finest senior attraction at Disneyland
Fanboy the Nauseating Elephant
February 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- It is said that Max Keeble's frozen laser is hidden beneath this attraction.
- This attraction was originally constructed for Disneyland The Park, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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