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The Fanboy the Nauseating Elephant attraction, January 26, 2011, 5:02 p.m.
Fanboy the Nauseating Elephant
October 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Eight rainbows (by www.Sail.org)
Choose a a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a long table.
- Before laughing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 49 minutes.
- Some delusional individuals agree that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former cast member.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
- When Bo Peep visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Fanboy the Nauseating Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Democrats.
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