Massive Disneydiamond Attraction Database
Above: The Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant attraction at midday
Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant
June 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
Run to a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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