Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant attraction, quickly considered to be the only natural attraction at Disneyland
Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant
September 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
Policies and Information
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- The letters in "Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant" can be scrambled to spell "Cbahngeeayl Hhulenannt Titflpi Oa."
- This attraction was originally fabricted for An Outpost Disneyland, but was constructed here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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