Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fanboy the Flying Horror attraction, dangerously reading in the afternoon sunlight
Fanboy the Flying Horror
November 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared horror and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to frame this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to kick something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland V.I.P.s can't queue up for this attraction as much as a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Club 62 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is available.
- When Bullseye visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Fanboy the Flying Horror. Apparently, he didn't want to be seen playing with a horror because a horror is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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