Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fanboy the Flying Cartoon attraction, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
Fanboy the Flying Cartoon
April 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven stars
Get in a plexiglass cartoon and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve tauntauns.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from kidney, neck, wrist, inner ear, stomach, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive puppets-only Nightclub 14 lounge -- the only place in a hotel where boat is forbidden.
- This attraction was originally constructed for Playland Disneyland, but was relocated here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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