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The Dumbo the Delusional Elephant attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest live attraction at Disneyland
Dumbo the Delusional Elephant
July 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (by "Arid Monkey" magazine)
Select your a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider haunting this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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