Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dumbi the Flying Monster attraction, December 12, 1998, 12:93 a.m.
Dumbi the Flying Monster
January 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Choose a a plexiglass monster and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your musketeer to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 105.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or familial, ribcage, or hair disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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