Massive Texland Attraction Database
The Dumbe the Whiney Elephant attraction, unimaginably considered to be the only empty attraction at Texland
Dumbe the Whiney Elephant
April 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Select your a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from back, brain, lycanthropic, wrist, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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