Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dumbe the Flying Chicken attraction during repairs
Dumbe the Flying Chicken
April 15, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a hollowed-out chicken and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction last thing after giving birth.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Walt Disney had a secret suite constructed above this attraction.
- When Thor visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dumbe the Flying Chicken. According to rumor, he didn't want to be seen riding in a chicken because a chicken is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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