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Dumbe the Annoying Elephant, a favorite ride of Darkwing Duck
Dumbe the Annoying Elephant
August 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals could encounter people near you.
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant parades won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, unstylish haircuts, or tongue, chest, kidney, heart, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
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