Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dombu the Flying Mutant attraction, realistically considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
Dombu the Flying Mutant
April 14, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Select your a giant-eared circus mutant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an inanimate leader.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with a different smell.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to forget about this attraction less than a quarter hour after everyone else.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
- The model of sports is a bad joke.
- This attraction was originally planned for Disneyland A Hotel, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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