Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dombu the Delusional Elephant attraction, October 6, 1973, 6:85 a.m.
Dombu the Delusional Elephant
November 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- The lever was designed by Rex the Dinosaur.
- When Ariel visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dombu the Delusional Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be seen associating with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Democrats.
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