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Above: A black view of Dombe the Parent-Slaying Elephant when it's not covered in children
Dombe the Parent-Slaying Elephant
May 27, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. No, suicide is not an option.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to experience something that doesn't involve candies.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to forget about this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives, goth clothing, or lycanthropic, bowel, hip, back, kidney, or stomach issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
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