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The Dombe the Cloud-Bound Elephant attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best crisp attraction at Disneyland
Dombe the Cloud-Bound Elephant
July 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Pregnant folks may ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from February 13 until something like June 11.
- This is the only operating attraction in the resort on which a picture of Jasmine can be found.
- When Max Devlin visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dombe the Cloud-Bound Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be filmed associating with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Grand Californian.
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